Tweets

h-hizzy:

I’m in my mums swamp. Broom Broom.

Aughwwwww

  • donkey: i'm in me ogre's swamp,
  • shrek: get out me swamp

rnutualfollow:

seeing couples make out in the hallway

image

(via departured)

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

(via gaylwt)